My Son

Is 18 next month I asked him what he would like for his borthday , he has informed me he;d like me to pay for him and his mate to go to a strip club and can he have an iron for christmas please

sorry about the feet

thats not hair its mud

go on Jessica have a wild guess what room this is

you can do it if you really try hard, if you get really stuck one of the nice ladies in the care in the community home will help you I am sure , after all that's what they are paid for

No clues for jessica

guess which room jess, the picture is a banksy I Like it I dont care if no one else does

the front room

the clues in the title

this is where my desk is the modem reception is terrible I have nowhere to hang my coat either which is why there are coats everywhere

well im back

The house is nicer but it doesn't feel like mine.I can't have bbt broadband here cos of fuck up bt Bt so I have just got a contract mobile dongel but I may take it back as i seriously believe dial up may be faster. i'm still not a happy bunny still feel very stressed and not very secure its costing me £40 a week just to send the kids to school because we are now out of county.I'll post some pics at some point

This edition of myself I don't believe in anymore

I bought Razorlights new Album to see me through packing the rest of the house and cleaning. Much as I hate to give Johnny Borrell any Kudos it is rather good. I might start a new blog when I get back online and bury this one as this part of my life seems to be almost over.I really loved living here and Ive had the most fun I've had in years I can't see Darlo being the same , we shall see.I went and signed my divorce papers today but because my solicitor has taken so long I have to apply for fees remission again so it could be another 8 weeks its neverfuckingending.v Tomorrow I have to dismantel my bed I hope I can get it back together again or Im fucked ( or piossibly not as the case may be. I have to coem back on sunday to clean the carpets and the windows and get the marks off the walls etc then Im just back to hand the keys in and argue over my deposit apparently the agent is a total cow and thinks the deposit money is hers, strangely my ex seems to think the deposit money is his I just want the move to be over and to be out the other side of the whole thing.

thank god thats over

We'll now have three weeks before everyone starts discussing next times american elections . I got the keys to my new house on monday Its very nice which is more than can be said for the woman from the estate agents who handed the keys over my friend Diane was heard muttering things about nazi's and missing vocations as prison warders under her breath.JOJO you will be pleased to hear that the chandelier will be coming with me as will the scary wicker one from the sitting room. there's a nice little space under the stairs for my computer.The house has no curtains or blinds so the landlord obviously thinks I have money to burn, thank god for no frills DIY . Diane is far more organised than I, she was there measuring the windows and the garden fence and telling me what I should do, it's like having a wife shes fantastic. I went back yesterday and someone sorted the heating out for me the shower is blocked with building dust but since the water was cold anyway it didn't matter.Amazingly despite being 11 miles away from richmond rather than 5 its actually quicker for the kids to get to school than from here you have to love out local bus here which takes 35 minutes to go 4 miles.Fortunately there is a Lidls in walking distance so I dont have to go cold turkey , hower there are also two morrisons ,a sainsburies, an asda, a tesco an aldi 2 icelands two nettos a farm food and should i win the lottery a marks and sparks, I may die from indecisiveness having shopped in lidl almost exclusively for the last 19 months.I only have the garage to pack now and some odds and sods I am binning most of the garage stuff if Ive not down owt with it in 19 months chances are i don't need it