I would like to thank

The letting agents who allowed me to apply for a house and then informed me yesterday they were sorry but they had let it to someone else and only bothered to inform me after 4 phone calls and three emails asking how my application was progressing.I have 44 days to find somewhere to live and those CUNTS have made me lose 2 weeks while I sat waiting assuming it was just a case of waiting for my refs to come back and the house was mine . The Homeless unit is looming larger and larger Im 43 years old I can pay my own rent I have been doing it for the last 18 months and no bastard will let a house to me because Im a fucking single parent and because my twat of an ex husband didn;t pay the mortgage and the house was repossessed

Stephen Fretwell - Scar - Official Music Video

I like this video it makes me laugh . It would appear its better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all . Should I ever Love and Lose I will be sure to inform you all

what i want

1. a house to live in where Im not stressing about the owners wanting it back at a price I can afford

2.Enough Money to get by on, I dont want expensive stuff Im happy to carry on catching the bus forever I just want to not worry every time the postman drops something through the letter box

3. To sleep an entire night without waking up in a cold sweat about something

4 Copious amounts of sex

5. It to be my fucking turn for once

6 Oh and I nearly fogot peace on earth good will to all men and no more sundays ever

One Song To The Tune Of Another

Its sunday 'nuff said this however makes me laugh even on a sunday

To shock my sister

Today I took something back to a shop and I asked for my money back.The I bought Vodka with the returned money to get over the shock myself

Because I am lazy

I have decided to copy emmas idea
so 10 things that I am
1.L azy
2. Polite
3. fat
4. funny
5. secretive
6. Unemotional
7. Obsessive
8.Moody
9 smart-arsed
10 immature

ten things am not
1 Solvent
2 unhappy
3 sweet
4 Open
5 Maternal
6 monogamous
7.disloyal
8 tidy
9 levelheaded
10 a planner

Maximo Park - Books From Boxes

I like this,I robbed it from Rons NME essential artists cd cos hes hip and cool unlike me.

New Hovis ad depicting the last 122 years

this si such a good advert

basils birthday outing

Thats not me speaking honest

Today is Basils

Birthday his friend Ben arranged for him ( and me ) to go walking at the dog activity walk near Teesside airport , ben bought basil a really fun toy then spent ten minutes trying to get it back. They really enjoyed the walk and ran each other ragged they were however absolutely filthy by the time they got back to the car.Basil is now flaked out on his sofa in the conservatory I suspect he will be spending the afternoon there. I may get him something noce for tea , then again I may not cos hes a dog

Devil In The Details

The Mason's Arms - Vernon, Coronation Street