Kirsty MacColl - Don't Come the Cowboy With Me, Sonny Jim

Its been a funny old week,and the pressing question is do I take up someones offer to go to spain for a holiday, they will stand the flight and the cost of my new passport and supply the gin at the pother end all I have to do is continue to make them laugh.It's someone Ive met before and we get on like a house on fire in a totally non shagging kind of way, apart from anything else there are the logistical problems of what to do with the kids and when I can go since he works away and flits about the world.I do know if I dont get away for some quality unstreessed time Im likely to rip soemones head off for stopping without any warning in the aisle of Lidls

Out of the Blue

I was felling mega pissed off today when my Mobile rang I looked and it was my brother Guy who rings very occaisionally to check I am still alive . Anyway he rang to say he had a spare ticket to go and see Bruce Springsteen at the Emirate Stadium on 30th of may. Not only that hes sorting my transport and everything bless his little cotton socks

sunday Fucking sunday

Its sunday Im bored its also hot I fucking hate being hot all in all I am just one happy bundle of joy today

and I was all yellow tooooooooo

A what a wonderful bank holiday weekend . Johnson and Johnson holiday skin , " takes three days to build up a realistic glowing holiday tan ", my fucking arse one application and it looked like my liver was on it's last legs, gurkas were asking me what part of nepal I came from and I couldnt leave the house and streaky? Ive seen less streaks at a world snooker final.Top top off a truly marvellous weekend sam and tom were crawling with headliceand I spent several hours defleaing them oh life its just so fucking brilliant

you may have noticed

that there was a lack of I hate fucking sunday posts yesterday.This wasn't cos I wasn't bored shitless all day it was merely cos today is a bank holiday monday which is like two sundays on the trot so I FUCKING HATE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKENDS

My latest crush

I appear to have transfered my affections from Pete Doherty to Ronnie Osullivan, hey Ho

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