today

My itsbitys tenyweeny first born  became and adult , hes only told me hes an adult   about 15 times. before leaving to go and  order his first legal pint, I told him drinking's not as much fun once it's legal.he;s off out on the toon tomorrow so he'll probably pick up Ron  if ron wears his blonde wig and leg warmers.he decided against lap dancing  when he foudn out you can look but not touch and hes just clubbing .he went out this morning to help steve and dinae pick up a chest of drawerrs I bought from ebay I can finally finish my unpacking , I need a new wardrobe now but it will have to wait I may ask ronald to accompany me round the Ikea sale , who knows  they may even have the velour jogging suits  on sale and now he;s  a shadow of his former self  they wont show his panty line .

today

I bought a new lightshade for the front room cos I hated the other one which is now on the landing , it cost a fortune  but what the hell :)

I was

Going to take a nice pic of my lads to send to my Mum and dad  at christmas   having used the dog to herd them into the saem room I said sit on the sofa and smile  for mummy . this is the result what a happy little family grouping  I bet you are all jealous aren't you. .At least i didn;t waste money on a professional lol

John Cale - Hallelujah

I was watching x factor by mistake and caught that Alexandra wrecking my favourite song so I decided to youtube it and was gobsmacked when I found that someone had put it togetehr with the picture on my bedroom wall

Ho Ho fucking Ho

people who will be first up against the wall come the glorious revolution
1. People who stop dead in the middle of the pavement with no fucking warning at all to gossip with their fucking next door neighbour who they could see any bleeding time they want.if they drove that way they'd be fucking dead

2. people picking over the bones in woolies then bitching theres not enough stuff cheap and why aren;t x box 360s under a 100 quid , you heartless cunts those sales assistants have no fucking jobs after this week and you are asking them why things aren't free have you no shame.

3> the person who came round my house on monday and gave me this fucking winter vomiting bug this is the second time Ive had it this winter .

Remember back in the days of the old boards

I used to post weird web sites and there was one with peter pan man and I used to take the piss? Yesterday Tom went to the school christmas fare to be an Elf in santas grotto. I waved him off as sam was going to a party at the swimming pool and I couldn't be two places at once and he eventually came home and I got the shock of my life , he wouldn't stand still to let e take a picture but Im thinking separated at birth or what

Nits and lice and things not nice

yet again my kids have lice so today I got out the dog clippers and shaved their hair off after tears tantrums and sulks I pointed out to sam he looks like a right chav and now hes happy