James - Laid

I dont know what it is at the moment but lifes lost a bit of its sparkle, maybe its th weather maybe its the way they are building houses on the field where Ive walked the dog for the last year, maybe its a year since my husband left I dont know.Ive been snapping at the kids and friends and generally not been in a good mood. Maybe I just need a holiday.If anyone has a mighty mouse and finds the scroll ball has stopped working may I suggest dipping a qtip in vodka and rubbing it about its fixed mine several hundred times and you get to drink the rest over voddy if you pour too muh into the glass into which you are dipping the q tip

My Sister an apology

My sister wasn't in fact anything like 60 on the 24th she is much younger and spritelier she doesn't need a wheelchair electric or otherwise and looks about 5 years younger than I do. I apologise for any embarrassment my post may have caused her and hope that her friends in the home for the bewildered read this and know shes still middle aged and no in fact old

fucking sunday again already

my kids came back they are fighting nothing ever changes

Happy Birthday Jane

My Favourite sister is 60 today   and owing to the fact she's homeless and living like a bag lady I cant send her the usual tasteful card that i spend hours trawling through charity shops for so I am using my blog to say Happy Birthday Old Thing I hope the incontinence pads  dont chaffe too badly  and  Im sending my kids to you as a gift . XXXX 

Cry god for Harry England and St George

It's St Georges Day I shall be celebrating my englishness by being polite and ignoring all the snide remarks from the anti english

The electrican came round to check my lights because bulbs were blowing all the time urned out the sitting room light was wired wrongly and was causing the problem so he took it down and put up a flex with a bulb so I had to buy a new lampshade. Unfortunatly the sparky spent the time here taking the piss out of my signed terry wogan picture that I keep in my downstairs loo.Anyway I went to darlo today and bought a new shade its a weird wickerwork type thing and it casts shadows on the wall that make it seem as if you are in a forest I quite like the effect but the guy who fitted the the light was short and I the flex is far too low Jack will be walking into the shade constantly when he comes home.

Swan Lake @ Wetten dass ? 2008-01-26