1 going to the bathroom knowing that one of the kids wont have flushed and there will be piss all over the seat
2.the downstairs loo door is never fucking shut
3. No one can listen to anything in this house at normal volume it always has to be loud and people shout to be heard over it
4. People shout as if the Tv/stereo/radio is on even when it's not because they are so used to doing it
5. My kids are incapable of being in the house together for more than half an hour without world war 3 breaking out
6 the neighbourhood kids cant just knock on the door and wait they knock non stop thus making the dog bark and driving me nuts
7the walls are always filthy cos they think washing hands is an optional extra
8. every pair of boxer shorts i washed today was ripped because they think wedgies are hilarious
9I cant go on I am going to run away from home instead
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Most of those would make my list.
10. cats
In reference to #9...can I go with you? This home health care nurse duties are slowly driving me to exhaustion.
I agree with most of those too, and why is your blog playing music at me?
oh apparently its not your blog playing music its coming from another tab i have open, sorry
10, having to tell the same kids every night that sam and tom dont get home from school until 4.45 then they have their tea.has every fucking child in darlington got adhd
My nephew used to wipe his hands on the walls and furniture, didn't realize that wasn't what they were for.
At least the shorts didn't have rips and skids!
I'm ready to run away too. Where are you going to run to?
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