As you can see

basil is still the worlds most stressed dog, barely ever relaxing always ready to pounce .Last night I came back from the shop to find him asleep in the middle of the front room floor I stepped over him three times while looking for a camera and he just lay there the flash from the camera finally disturbed him enough that he rolled onto his side before going back to his Bikini Red state of alert.
I wioke up yesterday to find the kitchen swimming in water so i turned off the stop cock contacted the agents and waited.A plumber arrived at half past three took the base off the cabinets and said its not a leak love its condensation there was about an inch of water under there and it has damaged the back of the cabinets and started to eat into the cement who knew pipes could do that( everyone except me apparently) they are coming round to do soemthing to it a week on friday meanwhile the baseboards are drying in the downstairs looo and all basils toys are no under thew cabinets where no one can get them.Jacks first day in the RAF went well I asked what they did and he said We were allowed to go to the Pub tonight but we can only have 2 pints.When pushed further he said we are having ironing lessons tomorrow and I have to pay £7 a day tax cos Im on an emergency tax code I asked about his sleeping accomdation he said it was ok but he was too big for the bed.It's like when he was at infant school all over again and I would ask what did you do at school today and he'd say Nothing.

the elusive rodentsandycomingoutofherhouse

this is the lovely Sandy coming out of her house

Hooray

I have removed all traces of Christmas from the house and feel much more cheerful I fucking hate christmas.The Kids come back today I have missed them this will last about ten minutes until the first fight breaks out and I am screaming at them. Tomorrow I am taking them to get their xmas presents Tom wants a Hamster ( sigh) and sam wants clothes the age of xmas magic has gone for both of them.

I have spent the last day cleaning the house . Im mega pissed off that the chest of drawers I bought from ebay was a dud and one of the drawers fell to bits last night while I was putting the ironing away.Hopefully someone will able to fix it.

Tomorrow I am going to Teesside park with the kids and Ron, Teesside park is a shopping centre thing and is impossible to get to without a car , there are rumours of there being a bus from Thornaby but no one has ever been able to tell me what number and where to catch is so it remains a rumour.
This year I shall be 44 if I live to be 88 I will be middle aged
I have now been out and purchased a hamster and a cage the cage has taken me the best part of twofucking hours to build and was like the krypton factor I bet she escapes from it tonight ,she has settled in and is currently sleeping. her name is Sandy and she is a syrian hamster I expect she will turn into a suicide bomber at some point

Happy New year

Today is the second anniversary of me breaking my ankle and my husband fucking off

today on a forum i made a superb pun

 and no one noticed so I am redoing it here

Originally Posted by alienpanda View Post
How about a Muslim Woman character, in full gurhka - and you NEVER ever see her face
Fayecorgasm will she be doing a Kukri programme?

HO HO HO

 Ron came over last night bringing gin and stella so things perked up,he dropped jack off in richmond today and took me to the c0-op while we were there . At the check out he was  packing his stuff into his bag and I into mine and I said " Look you don;t have to segregate  thew food we can handle this divorce like adults  it doesn't have to be nasty" the girl at the  till was obviously thick as two short planks cos she believed us and we ended up discussing who would get custody of  the children:)Tomorrow I think i shall venture into Boro and have a nose round the sales now the initial madness has worn off

merry christmas

I hope you all have a good christmas. This years not been terrific for me  I found friendship wasn't what I thought it was and  that  my family's opinion of me  isn't  that great either and if I could change the last 6 months  for  ten years in solitary confinement I probably would.I do however appreciate  the  good friends that I do have   for their understanding and  allowing me to whinge  to them incessantly  and all the money in the world wouldn't replace them and I thank them for their  support cos Id be in the nuthouse without them by now.lets hope that 2009 is a kinder year for all of us