Wednesday, 1 July 2009

here discuss these while Im having a crisis

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love

11 comments:

Jo-Ann said...

All true...now about this crisis...are you in love?

mavis sidebottom said...

god no, its money and children love would just finish me off

Anonymous said...

can i add to the list "making love - something the woman does while the bloke is having a fuck"?

emma said...

the nympho thing is true

schell said...

That's for sure, Emma. I'm always being accused of being a nymphomaniac.

mavis sidebottom said...

I nearly choked then

Kaz said...

Would that be a Lady Chatterley type "Crisis"?

mavis sidebottom said...

thuthans having th lady chatterly Im having the child and finance crisis

Jessie said...

Im having 'i think im probably going to need a hip replacement crisis'

mavis sidebottom said...

thats the fisting too

Anonymous said...

leave me out of this